There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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