dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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