i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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