I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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