Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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