so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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