he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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