Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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