I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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