How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
please come you make the beer taste better
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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