going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
