I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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