She's JV to your varsity
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
it glows. i had to have it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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