Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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