It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
