So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
vagina is talking i cant
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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