At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
soo... how was my night?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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