did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I need a burrito and a hug.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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