They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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