She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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