This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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