Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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