Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The air was thick with penises
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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