Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
