Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
3 2 1 whiskey
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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