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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
