he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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