That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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