is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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