Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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