Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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