50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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