the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
