She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
