i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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