Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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