He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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