do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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