guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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