There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just high enough for therapy.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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