Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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