Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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