I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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