Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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