I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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