Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
