Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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