i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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