I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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