WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
of course. lets lasso hookers.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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